Lady Sings The Blues

My housemates are very sweet. I have been having a super hard time here so far and last night for no reason Erin made me dinner while I showered. It was the nicest thing a friend has done for me in a very very very long time.

I think I underestimate people sometimes.

My bad.

Yours, SaraLis

Jerks, By SaraLis

If I ever decided to follow through and write my novel that I ever so often end up discovering more information for, I would dedicate it to Fredonia: Thanks for introducing me to so many Jerks.

I am going to have to quote myself on this one, "GET WITH IT . . . NOW!"


I don't know why.


Yours, SaraLis

I have finally figured out what tattoo I want because of course I want another one.

I want to get a Cassiopeia contsellation or what camp people call it, "The Weona W."



I want it to be six point stars instead of dots of course. Thin and black.


I don't know what body part to get it on and I wont know till I have my new smokin' hot bod. It will be my reward for finally getting healthy and sexy.

The bitter-sweet relationship I have with camp for the last 10 years of my life means so much to me and it has made me the person I am today. Camp Weona has also pointed me in the right direction of what I want in the future, to work with kids. I think it is perfect.

Any suggestions on where I should get it? Remember . . . I have a libra tramp stamp.



Yours, SaraLis

Note: It also means Sitting Queen. And if you know me you know I just LOVE Queen Latifah.


She's so talented.

"Trouble move away from me."

Ehhh, what's fair is fair. You want to be treated like an adult. Then act like one.

I need to stop being so nice sometimes. It gets me in trouble. I just want to always help people and sometimes it back fires. I hate when people are mad at me when I feel I did nothing wrong.

It's like I can do nothing write. Oops right.


Yours, SaraLis

"The whole club looking at her."

My biggest goals for this semester are to get straight A's and love myself. I have been working out 4 times a week and each day I grow to love something new about myself.

I like my butt. There I said it. I also think I have pretty built legs.

I know it's sad but sometimes I think I am losing weight for the wrong reasons. I want to feel good about myself but I also want revenge on those boys that have hurt me in the past.

Other than that I think I am finally getting my shit together. I no longer just fiddle fuck around. I work out and I shower regularly. I get my school work done and I am becoming less and less concerned with other people's bullshit.

Life is pretty good right now and I only have me to thank for that.

"Thanks SaraLis!"

"No Problem, girllllll"

That is how I talk to myself.

Yours, SaraLis

I have been trying to figure out what would be my ideal body type and sadly out of all the celebs I wish I looked like I mostly want to have the body of Sailor Jupiter (the green one) . I would hate to have to explain that to a personal trainer.




Yours, SaraLis

It is either I lost weight on weight watchers or . . . my suite mate Sarah decided to steal a huge pair of underpants from the laundry room. You be the judge.



Yours, SaraLis

I wonder how many college kids posted this postsecret on their blogs?

Yours, SaraLis

I'm on Weight Watchers. I have already lost 4 pounds. Soon enough I will be as cute as a pair of bunnies in tea cups. How many of you can say that???? Huh??? Anyways, I'm excited to stop dieting and start living. That quote is so appropriate for a livejournal.


Yours, SaraLis

"Maybe I'm supposed to make one of my famous jokes that makes everything okay?"

I feel sick to my stomach all the time. I can't sleep.

I'm not ready to forgive anyone yet. I want to be like Lauren from The Hills . . .

"I want to forgive you and I want to forget you."

She rules.


Yours, Sara

For the first time in a really long time I am happy that I am me and no one else.

Sometimes it takes some fucked up shit to figure things out.

Yours, SaraLis

I have a scar on my chest that looks like a giant squid swimming happily towards my breast.



Yes, a giant squid.


Yours, SaraLis

I would like to make a statement to some of the people in my life . . .


GET WITH IT!!!!!!

Thank You.

Yours, SaraLis

I can not believe I am going to Romania this summer to visit Zach. I think it makes me so cool that out of all the places I could go to overseas I am going to freakin' Romania. I rule.



Maybe I will met a Sweet Transvestite in Transylvanaia. Swwweeeeeet.



Yours, SaraLis

Oh it is that time of year again . . . that time of year where I stop shaving my legs and get that fuzz to keep me warm in the winter. I luff it.

It's Knut!


Yours, SaraLis

Happy Halloween BITCHES!!!!!!!!


Yours, SaraLis

"Why are all American girls so rough?"

I just want to get away from all of this. Just drive away with some friends. I wish I had some.





Maybe things will look up. I don't believe anyone is happy in college.

At least I don't go to U.B.


Yours, SaraLis

Sometimes watching Rob and Emma together is like watching Jim and Pam on The Office. I am totally Roy maybe a little Karen. It is pretty hard to get used to.

With all the cheating that I have been exposed to lately it is hard to trust anyone. Especially your boyfriend who lives with three girls including the girl who is way more perfect for him than I ever will be.

I have faith in no one. It is pretty depressing.






Yours, SaraLis

Facebook made me cry.




Yeah it can happen.

Yours, SaraLis

I think I want to make a Facebook profile for Otis Redding. He would be the most popular boy on campus.

His activities would consist of Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay and smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.




This is totally a Facebook Default Pic.


Yours, SaraLis